avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

only one of those happened in florida -___-

(via stayy0ung-and-wild)

leck-seee:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

i spat out my cereal lmfao omg

(Source: tridant, via stayy0ung-and-wild)

jeremy-ruiner:

theneverendingdrums:

auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

what if someone had an actual phobia though

like with people who are arachnaphobic

a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something

#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside

(via mrschristman)